Dumb Dumbs Really Smart Readers! Thanks for visiting the new and improved Drunken Cat Comics. If you were a follower of the old site, you may have noticed some changes around here. First and foremost, the most important part of the site that you all come for, the NEWEST comic, is now front and center on the homepage, updating every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Also the comics are no longer separated out by Daily Shots and Mixed Drink Wednesdays. They now all fall under the umbrella of Drunken Cat Comics, an idea that was so genius it was staring us in the face the whole time, we were just too drunk to see it. We’ve streamlined the new funny so you laugh-junkies can get it into you humor vein that much faster with your filthy comedy needle.
But if it’s not the latest model of comedy you’re after, how about perusing some fine vintage material by clicking the new RANDOM button, located just below the comic.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE…
Now if you hate a comic and feel it has wasted precious moments of your life or offended you to the point of anger-tears, you no longer have to keep it bottled inside until it erupts on innocent bystanders or religious leaders. You can vent your feelings, complimentary or otherwise in the COMMENTS SECTION, located at the bottom of each page. You no longer have to just yell at your screen, talking to no one. You can now talk directly to the belligerent drunk authors who will either berate you for your insults or praise you for recognizing their genius, or vice versa depending on what they happen to be drinking.
BUT SHUT UP! THERE’S STILL MORE!
If you’re still reading this, you might be interested to know that you can now SUBSCRIBE to the website, by simply clicking the Subscribe Button on the right of the page. By subscribing, we believe you will be notified whenever a new comic (Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday) or new article is posted. Definitely the latter. We’re not sure about the comic. We don’t subscribe to our own page, as we know full well whenever new content is added. If you want to stay as informed as the authors of this website, you should definitely subscribe.
DID SOMEONE SAY “GIVING THE AUTHORS MONEY”?!?!?!11!?!
Well if you feel so inclined, who are we to stop you? Should you really like what you see here and not want the people responsible or their adorable cats to starve, why not DONATE a few dollars? We like coffee. The Donate button is located just above the Subscribe button on any page.
That’s all for part one of our epic new series entitled “New Features”. Hope you enjoy.