Wary of Seagulls
on May 12, 2015
The worst part of this incident was that we were at an amusement park. So my friend had to walk around for the rest of the day with the knowledge that there were probably remnants of seagull poo drying on his back. Yes, he washed it off but I don’t know that there are enough paper towels in the world to make me feel clean after a seagull bombing. I’m pretty confident it would take a couple of showers before I felt clean again.
Just give them an aspirin and you’re in for a treat!
I always keep my eyes on the seagulls when they fly by just because of that (=